Black-Eyed Susan

Hey-ho, I'm Susan. I post stuff I like and occasionally blog about day-to-day events.
ALSO I've started doing the Zombies, Run! 5k training and the full app, so if you're into that you may like those posts.

September 17, 2014 at 10:17pm
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Reblogged from jesus-frankenstein

adventuresofcesium:

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

(Source: jesus-frankenstein, via drunkjuice)

10:17pm
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Reblogged from literallyunbelievable
kalekemo:

literallyunbelievable:

everyone involved should be put in jail for murder

People never cease to amuse me

kalekemo:

literallyunbelievable:

everyone involved should be put in jail for murder

People never cease to amuse me

(Source: The Onion)

10:16pm
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Reblogged from becausebirds

eyemeir:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

(via atypicaltoast)

10:56am
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Reblogged from videohall

videohall:

I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

(via thedeathecchi)

10:52am
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Reblogged from dollarfries

thedeathecchi:

damnitsizzi:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

OMG

oh what the fresh hell

10:50am
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Reblogged from sighsomemore

(Source: sighsomemore, via chrysanthemum-blues)

10:50am
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Reblogged from 90skindofworld

90skindofworld:

Parenting done right

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10:46am
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Reblogged from stand-up-comic-gifs

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

(via tazzyphinzel)

10:44am
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Reblogged from lavagoth

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10:41am
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Reblogged from sarahseeandersen
sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.

sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.

10:39am
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Reblogged from richrdhammond

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2:06am
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Reblogged from davegrohlgetinmybed

orlandobloomers:

aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:

davegrohlgetinmybed:

theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

a girl playing guitar

a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock

(via sodarling-behuman)

2:06am
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Reblogged from asparukh

(via ruinedchildhood)

September 16, 2014 at 9:45pm
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Reblogged from livinalife

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9:42pm
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Reblogged from nasim-pedrad

Unaired SNL Sketch: Nasim Pedrad as Aziz Ansari

(Source: nasim-pedrad, via morrismaryson)