Black-Eyed Susan

My throat is so sore.

I’m pretty sure this is divine punishment for not working out yesterday. Divine Punishment is all, “Taking an extra day off from the gym, eh? WELL LET ME MAKE YOU SICK SO YOU CAN BE FAT FOREVER MUAHAHAHAHA.”

I also blame Contagion, which I’m ironically going to see tonight. 

I’m going to drink as many hot things as possible and get some cough drops.

Pottermore, why have you forsaken me?

Watching Cannibal Hippos on NatGeo.

I mean, I knew they were dangerous but day-um.

There are all these dead hippo chicks everywhere and everyone thinks poachers or disease killed them, but I KNOW IT WAS THE HIPPOS THEY HAVE A BLOOD LUST.

Hippos are serial killers.

Fuck hippos, man.