Black-Eyed Susan

diablodancer:

One woman’s struggle to use her penis cake pan

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iamrustyshackleford:

Sweet Jesus

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“I love you so muchh. i wanna put some continents in you.”

GUYS

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castellaninthetardis:

meggannn:

roarinlala:

OFFICIAL LEGEND OF KORRA OPENING TITLE

OH MY GOD I’M DYING

I JUST MADE THE MOST INHUMAN NOISE

#i just rubbed my screen and whispered ‘why are you so far away’

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I am going to cry.

I am stressing so hard over finals. I wish we had this whole week to study instead of one last pointless week of classes.

I wouldn’t be so stressed if I hadn’t slacked off so much at the beginning of the semester. Now I pay for it in blood, sweat, and tears.

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taylorphantom:

well-hello-bright-eyes:

miyomo:

felopez:

iwaspromisedteaandcakeordeath:

life made

DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING I CAN’T

FUCK

I CAN’T BREATHE

JESUS

SIIRI

WHAT WHAT WHAT

*dying*

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My throat is so sore.

I’m pretty sure this is divine punishment for not working out yesterday. Divine Punishment is all, “Taking an extra day off from the gym, eh? WELL LET ME MAKE YOU SICK SO YOU CAN BE FAT FOREVER MUAHAHAHAHA.”

I also blame Contagion, which I’m ironically going to see tonight. 

I’m going to drink as many hot things as possible and get some cough drops.