August 10, 2011 at 12:19am
Watching Cannibal Hippos on NatGeo.
I mean, I knew they were dangerous but day-um.
There are all these dead hippo chicks everywhere and everyone thinks poachers or disease killed them, but I KNOW IT WAS THE HIPPOS THEY HAVE A BLOOD LUST.

Hippos are serial killers.
Fuck hippos, man.