November 18, 2011 at 10:13am
Hello, my name is congestion/mystery illness, and I am here to fuck up your week!
August 31, 2011 at 9:08am
Zumba with Jillian at 6:15 this evening.
July 19, 2011 at 8:21pm
I just stubbed my toe on a table in the library.
Trying to be like this:
but I’m pretty positive I look like this:
July 11, 2011 at 7:47am
There is a massive heat advisory until 10 PM TUESDAY.
I walk across campus to class and the gym at like 12, when the heat is the strongest.
Shit.
At least my room is freezing cold.
In other news, I FINALLY finished my paper. If you are thinking about taking summer classes, DON’T. DO. IT.
You will regret it.
Also, don’t go to college. Become a blacksmith, join the circus, travel, eat yourself into a coma, ANYTHING ELSE.
July 6, 2011 at 8:02am
Math test today.
June 16, 2011 at 2:21am
That awkward moment when the Investigation Discovery channel is sponsored by ancestry.com
At first I was like,
but then I was all, “WAIT…”
My ancestors were serial killers I’M GOING TO DIE OH NOOOOOOOOOOO
So I locked all the doors in the house and horded the dogs in my bedroom like
