Black-Eyed Susan

May 9, 2011 at 11:21am

Of rompers and finals.

Finals have reduced my mediocre-looking skin to a crater-filled oil field with pulsing red mountains and rivers thick with pus. (Imagery is awesome.)

This explains why when I smiled at people in the library last night

umbridgesmile

They were like

GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE AHHHH HER FACE.

Yeah, pretty gross.

When all of this school nonsense is said and done I am going to once again begin my hunt for a flattering romper. I have an oddly shaped body that typically only looks good in empire-waisted clothes. Most rompers are not empire waisted, however— there en-lies my challenge.

It’s kind of funny that I’m thinking about rompers when I should be focusing on my finals today, but my brain is so flighty and eager for summer I can barely take it. I studied for a good while this weekend and I only absorbed like 2%. I am really worried but at the same time eerily calm.

May 3, 2011 at 9:28pm

Locked away in the library.

The week before finals sucks almost as much as finals week, maybe even more so. Along with the stress-inducing anticipation for finals to just get here Jesus H. Christ, there’s the further horror of regular tests that occur the week before finals that don’t actually count as finals.

Kill me.