I don’t like looking people in the eyes while I walk around town because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle and I just don’t have time for that.
(Source: ameriqueen, via seenthecolorsfade)
October 12, 2011 at 12:45am
I think I’ve been watching too much 30 Rock…
Bio teacher: *on the subject of digestion* … After all, people aren’t made of cheese proteins…
First thought: Liz Lemon would disagree.
September 13, 2011 at 10:44pm
I don’t feel like I’m getting any studying done tonight.
Ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I have two tests in a row tomorrow. But I just don’t feel like studying at all. I just want to lay in bed and scroll in the deep on Tumblr and listen to my Phineas and Ferb playlist.
Why am I even in school? Oh yeah, I forgot. I have no real skills.
I also haven’t worked out in a week because I’ve had a cold. I feel like a blob creature or some sort of pudding beast.
Juts leave me to die in a pile of pastries and pizza.
September 11, 2011 at 7:28pm
Glancing at pictures of myself on Facebook.
I look so creepy in all of them. I am a natural lurker.
Also why can’t I find Harriet the Spy: Blog Wars anywhere on the internet?
Why, internet?
September 8, 2011 at 10:33pm
Listening to Phantom of the Opera while I do homework.
I remember being obsessed with POTO when I was in middle school. My friends and I would watch it constantly and we all thought the Phantom was the most amazing man ever.
And we knew all of the songs and would take turns playing the different roles.
I was cool.
September 1, 2011 at 4:06pm
In Classic Civ today this really cute guy sat next to me and asked if we had any homework.
At the time I imagined I was like
“Oh no, all we had was *sexy husky voice* reading.”
But after class I caught my reflection and realized it probably went more like
“A durrr hurrr hurrr nope just *shallow breathing* reading AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…”
I am hopelessly awkward.
August 19, 2011 at 3:09pm
Packing my suitcase for the trip back to Oxford tomorrow!
Yes, it has been a wonderful summer. Now it’s time to hit the books once again and move into my first apartment! I’m moving in with my Freshman roommate Kimmie and her friend Ashley. She seems super chill and really fun, so I am a bit excited!
Going back to school is always bittersweet for me. On one hand I am SO GLAD to get away from my parents. When I think about having free range again I get all
Now don’t get me wrong, I love love love them, and I am so lucky to have parents that care about me so much. But at the same time their love can be overwhelming (not to mention suffocating) when I’m home for extended periods of time.
But when I think about leaving my best friend Courtney behind I get all
because we are soul sisters and never run out of things to talk about.
On a more positive note, I’m getting my hair cut and some highlights done at 2:30! I had my hair dyed once, but I’ve never had highlights done. Having my ears pierced AND getting highlights, all in one summer? Whoa there, Susan! There’s no stopping you!
August 14, 2011 at 10:38am
Things I will be doing today:
Working on my fitnessHot in ClevelandNeopetsMy Neighbor TotoroOther televisionBathingEatingInternetsSpinster stuff
August 10, 2011 at 10:13pm
They say if you love something, set it free. But I personally have never understood that. I say if you love something lock it in the basement and feed it through a slot in the wall until it loves you back!” Joy, Hot In Cleveland
May 17, 2011 at 10:37pm
Things I did today:
- Helped my dad fix the TV
- Watered the garden
- Laid out wearing my SPF 110
- Still managed to get a burn
- Bought books at bookstore
- Had lunch at my favorite Mexican restaurant with Courtney
- Got snow cones and watched traffic go by (w/ Courtney)
- Went walking in the park (w/ Courtney)
- Ran away from park when spotted by high school kids
- Discussed our both feeling like pedos when we encounter high schoolers despite only being out of high school for a year
- Went to bakery, bought lemon squares
- Dropped Courtney off
- Drove home
- Ate delicious salmon dinner with family
- Watched cartoons
- Painted nails
- Ate pudding
- Tumbled
- Forever alone
May 9, 2011 at 11:21am
Of rompers and finals.
Finals have reduced my mediocre-looking skin to a crater-filled oil field with pulsing red mountains and rivers thick with pus. (Imagery is awesome.)
This explains why when I smiled at people in the library last night
They were like
GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE AHHHH HER FACE.
Yeah, pretty gross.
When all of this school nonsense is said and done I am going to once again begin my hunt for a flattering romper. I have an oddly shaped body that typically only looks good in empire-waisted clothes. Most rompers are not empire waisted, however— there en-lies my challenge.
It’s kind of funny that I’m thinking about rompers when I should be focusing on my finals today, but my brain is so flighty and eager for summer I can barely take it. I studied for a good while this weekend and I only absorbed like 2%. I am really worried but at the same time eerily calm.
